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Jokes & Humor

February 14, 2011

Kayak Jokes and Humor

Jokes & Humor

The bartender Lars asked Ole, “Do ya know da difference between a Norvegian and a kayak?” “No, I don’t,” said Ole. “A kayak will sometimes tip,” explained Lars. Unknown Author

Jokes & Humor

February 14, 2011

Kayak Jokes and Humor

Jokes & Humor

Even today, the Eskimo displays very little gustatory qualm. Near Fort Chimo, Quebec, I was offered a snack of, I thought, crowberries. One taste told me the truth. They weren’t crowberries, but caribou droppings cooked in seal fat. I declined any more. The man who offered them to me shrugged and continued to pop them into his mouth like salted peanuts. – from the introduction to “A Kayak Full of Ghosts Eskimo Tales”, gathered and retold by Lawrence Milman

Jokes & Humor

February 10, 2011

Kayak Jokes and Humor

Jokes & Humor

Three old men are sittin’ in their kayaks fishing a cove on a quiet Sunday morning when a funeral procession drives by. One of the old men takes off his hat & puts it over his heart. The procession winds its way around the cove and disappears over a hill. The old man puts his hat back on and continues fishing. One of the other old timers says “Geeze Ed, that was a thoughtful thing to do.” Ed replies “It was the least I could do after 49 years of marriage.” Unknown Author

Behind the Scenes

July 25, 2008

San Juan Island Kayaking

Behind the Scenes

When you are on the water with an Outdoor Odysseys sea kayaking trip in the San Juan Islands enjoying the scenery and cuisine, it’s easy to overlook the amount of work that goes into prepping for a trip. The day before a trip, the guide(s) are hard at work shopping for food, making sure that dietary concerns are met, packing food into compartments, loading boats and gear, and checking off their checklists down to the very last spatula. Each guide has their own style of prep depending on the kind of trip, who he/she is working with, and the number…

Food, Glorious Food!

December 7, 2009

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Food, Glorious Food!

We pride ourselves on serving quality food and pay special attention to our meals.

  • Tastefully prepared lunches are served on all our tours!
  • We serve bottled wines (as opposed to boxed – or none at all) as well as non-alcoholic beverages for dinner.
  • We are the only company that grows some of our own organic food as well as purchasing (and supporting) produce from locally grown farmers.
  • We don’t skimp on quality. We use real maple syrup, butter and good coffee – the same quality food we eat at home – why in the world would we serve our guests stuff like margarine or Aunt Jemima’s syrup on our trips?
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